I Blacked Out (Twice), Got Hit with a Mallet, & Accidentally Took Out a Couple on a Date
- Sheridan Guerrette
- Jun 25, 2025
- 7 min read
Updated: Mar 14
How Poetry, Go-Karts, & Three Exes Nearly Took Me Out In The Same Week

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Previously on What Sheridan Said...
Sheridan Guerrette, that enigmatic wordsmith with a storm-chaser's soul, hits a whirlwind of close calls. She's geared up for a poetry slam but holds back to absorb sacred survival verses from voices like a man just released after 35 years in prison. Spy rumors swirl over her encrypted persona, and her dad becomes a chainsaw-wielding hero in storm recovery headlines. Then, adrenaline surges in indoor skydiving's wild "Tornado" spin, mirroring her chaotic life. Her soon-to-be-released poetry book charges to 130 finalized, but she is still eyeing 200. But what unhinged secrets simmer?
Spy, The Storm, & The Slam I Didn't Perform
June 18th, 2025
Poetry, Trauma, and Plunging Necklines
I want to bring you back to Thursday, because that’s when the trouble began. I went go-kart racing with two friends, yes, in a summer mini dress and heels, because why would I EVER choose function over fashion? These weren’t kiddie go-karts either; these things go 60 mph, no padding, just a helmet, and the big man above crossing his fingers for the daredevil inside of me. The track had three big turns shaped like a snake. First round out, it’s me, my two friends, and this couple clearly on a date night joyride. They’re taking it slow. I’m not...
But then it happens.
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