Boring, Happy, & Slightly Unhinged
- Sheridan Guerrette
- May 28, 2025
- 5 min read
Updated: May 9
Poetry, Patents, and a 4-Foot Alien Named Stage-5 Clinger
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Previously on What Sheridan Said...
In a stunning twist of self-discovery, our modern heroine, Sheridan Guerrette—the resilient, milestone-skipping trailblazer, throws open her doors for the first time, hosting a backyard bash that defies her solitary past: a last-minute invite to 50 draws 25 loyal souls under perfect 72-degree skies, string lights twinkling amid charcuterie feasts, 80 devoured burgers, barefoot kids, intellectual chats, and midnight oldies that even charmed the neighbors into secret jamming sessions. Having bypassed high school parties, college antics, and young-adult hangs to boss up at 18—managing elders, building empires, sacrificing social scenes for survival—she confronts the fear of "missing out," only to realize she's not late, just blooming boldly on her own timeline. The episode builds to an emotional peak of pride and possibility, proving skipped chapters don't steal the story.
Maybe I'm Just a Late Bloomer
May 14th, 2025
I missed graduation, nearly cried over furniture, and remembered I'm still a poet.
After years of working, skipping milestones, and surviving, I don’t really know what to do with this current chapter of my life. It’s… calm. Healthy. Slow. A little boring.
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