Chaos, Couch Legs, and the Words That Saved Me
- Sheridan Guerrette
- May 7, 2025
- 5 min read
Updated: May 9
I missed graduation, nearly cried over furniture, and remembered I’m still a poet.

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Previously on What Sheridan Said...
Sheridan Guerrette, this generation's diva, aka the unfiltered road warrior who owns Wednesdays at 9/8 Central with mess and fire... drops a late-night bed confessional in her drive-home cut-offs and tank, feeling comfy-sexy-smelly after 12 hours on the wheel. Life's plot twists hit hard: a mid-Florida drive in her Tesla, then her phone blows up from a trusted house-sitter gone wrong! She primal screams, highway panic over seizures, but her besties and friends heroically intervene, ensuring safety and meds.
I Was Going to Write This Sooner, But Life Said No
April 23rd, 2025
ih From Tesla to RAM, from metdown to rescue, this week was a movie I didn't ask to be in.
My baby sister graduates from college this weekend, and I’m not going to be there. I’m sad. I’m proud. I’m also overwhelmed. My schedule is chaotic right now, and as much as I want to teleport myself to hug her and act like the emotionally responsible eldest daughter, I just can’t make it work. And it sucks.
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