My Upper Lip is Fake, My Career is Real, and My Birthday is Still Cursed
- Sheridan Guerrette
- Dec 10, 2025
- 5 min read
Updated: May 6
A Deeply Unserious Update About Botox, Writing, and Divorce
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Previously on What Sheridan Said...
Last episode, Sheridan checked in from her Tennessee safe house, celebrating Thanksgiving, sending the rescue puppy Oïa to her new home, and finally enjoying silence from the men who once made safety a question. On Blackout Wednesday, she chose chaos!!! Stealing hats, dodging an ass-slap incident, and remembering that joy and mayhem always arrive together in her world.
She admitted she’s been torn between her business identity and her writing, but revealed the big news: Sheridan is officially a script writer and working in Atlanta, getting inside the industry she’s been manifesting all year. With that surge of confidence, she also finished a two-part dramatic horror play, wrote an unintentional love poem, and confessed she’s been proposed to four times, declining every one, and not regretting her decision, but regretting that she got to keep none of the rings.
I'm Off To Atlanda. Also, I've Been Proposed To Four Times. Life is Wild?
December 3rd, 2025
Little Life Update, a Little Chaos, and a Few Confessions I Probably Shouldn’t Make Online
Last week I told you about the men who disappeared, the city I’m loosely hiding in, and the scriptwriting job that fell into my lap. And now, the first season is already wrapped on my end, anyway. I keep waiting for someone to tap me on the shoulder and tell me this was a very expensive misunderstanding, but until that happens, I’m choosing to believe I belong here. Which is why I’m already plotting my next move, whether that’s slipping into the writers’ room of Nashville 911, convincing more media companies to hire me, or finally selling a story of my own. I’m not sure what will happen yet.
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