⚠️ NETWORK PROGRAMMING NOTICE ⚠️
- Sheridan Guerrette
- Sep 3, 2025
- 2 min read
Updated: May 9
The Reel Jammed and The Screen Went To Static
What Sheridan Said — Airing Wednesdays at 9/8c.
Like your favorite series, but smarter, messier, and better dressed.
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Previously on What Sheridan Said...
That brilliantly calculated chaos queen, Sheridan Guerrette, just spilled every unhinged trick she used to be taken seriously when she was nineteen and running restaurants and businesses, doing circles around men twice her age. She doused herself in powdery old-lady perfume, wore real fur coats and sharp stilettos, slathered on bronzer to look older, built a strict uniform so she never wasted energy picking outfits, spoke in bulletproof triplets of evidence, and pulled the “mom card” when needed. After laying all that survival armor bare, the real question is what she’s quietly perfecting next.
Every Unhinged Thing I Had to Do to Be Taken Seriously At Work
August 27th, 2025
On Bronzer, Fur Coats, Pants, Mom Cards, and The Toolkit That Kept Me Alice in Rooms Full of Men Twice My Age
To our loyal audience,
Due to technical difficulties, last night’s scheduled broadcast of What Sheridan Said did not air.
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Production was temporarily suspended after creative differences arose between the star, the writer, and the person who answers emails (all of whom, regrettably, are Sheridan).
Please stand by.
xo,
PRODUCTION TEAM (still Sheridan Guerrette)
Like your favorite series, but smarter, messier, and better dressed.
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You (thinking out loud): “I mean, I could support her, but I’m lame. Well, I don’t want to be lame, I want to be cool, you know? Like that girl Sheridan, my god, she’s so cool. — If only there were a way to be as cool as her? — idk —oh yeah, I guess by becoming a member, I’d become so cool, maybe, Sheridan will hit me in the face.”
Me, aka ‘Sheridan The Great’, aka ‘That Bitch’: “I will not hit you in the face, unless you do something hit-worthy and we are in international waters on a yacht that I own. But if you do become a member, I will think you are super mega popular and cool.”
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